December 2011
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twentysomethingsonamission asked: I seem to get a feeling that people aren't fans of you're work. Well keep posting cuz I enjoy it and I don't think you're a big poop butt.
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thebeks asked: Since you seem to be getting a lot of hate anons tonight. I just wanted to let you know that I think you blog is lovely. You are so stinking funny. I absolutely love your work for hellogiggles, and you are my favorite writer. Ignore all the crazies out in tumblr world - they don't know what they are talking about!
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Anonymous asked: youre fucking dumb. i fucking hate your blog. youre fucking lame. i fucking hate your blog.
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Anonymous asked: I hate how much I love your blog. *Hate-hate-envy-hate*
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calciumatlantic asked: you are such a big poop butt! all the things you write are terrible! you are cross-eyed, and your feet are obviously not the same size! all the words you write makes me cry because they are so bad and offensive! you belong in prison! you mangy varmint!
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I've never gotten anon hate.
I’m such a nobody :(
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myownmelt replied to your post: I’m so bitter about the big NYE.
Last time nye was a sat, I went to a wedding. It sucked but it was in BFE Ohio. I’m skipping a wedding in StL this year. Why do people do this? Have fun?!
I also think it’s insanely irresponsible. Why would you pump people full of alcohol and then send them out the same night the rest of the world is also pumped full of...
I'm so bitter about the big NYE.
I have to go to a wedding. I don’t know the bride or groom. In fact, I don’t know anybody except my boyfriend and his best friend. That’s it. And even though I’m lucky enough to have his friend’s wedding in my hometown, I’d rather be spending that time with my family.
THE THINGS WE DO FOR A RELATIONSHIP, HONESTLY.
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thediadem:
this is my life:
online: ASLKFHDFHSD HAY GUYS I’M LOUD AND BOISTEROUS
everywhere else: hi how are you
THIS IS SO TRUE AND SO YOU <3
I don't know what I did to piss off my mom so...
but towards the end of our lovely Christmas dinner, about a glass and a half of wine in, she starts pulling out sherry and whiskey and scotch and all these alcohols I’ve never had before, and since I’m buzzed, I’m a fool and try it all. Since I’m a double fool, I drink enough Jack D to make my father go, “DEAR GOD THIS IS HOW IT STARTS!” and look the other way.
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uncalm asked: “Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. No tag back.”
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Anonymous asked: For the anon who feels like a freak for being an 18 year old virgin: I didn't lose my virginity until I was 22 and I'm glad I waited. In fact, sometimes I wish I had waited even longer. Don't let society pressure you into doing something you are not ready for. And on the other end of the spectrum, don't let society pressure you into waiting for marriage. Do what you want when...
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For my dear Bex
everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
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This is why you should never try new things.
I tried brandy for the first time today. Really well-aged brandy. I promptly spit it out and started drooling profusely while my mom doubled over laughing.
Lesson learned: brandy’s disgusting and moms are sadists.
this is all true.
Me: I haven't submitted to HelloGiggles in weeks. :/
April: Write about being home!
Me: That's called a suicide note.
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to my frans:
I know I havent been around much. I’m writing this while on break at work. Trust me, I know I’m not around. But I still love you and I still want to be there for you. If you need me, say so. You are never a bother. I might not always have time to ask how you’re doing, but I always wonder. Please call or text or tweet or owl or something if you need me. Just because I’m busy...
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annetdonahue asked: I just wanted to say that I really enjoyed your recent Hello Giggles piece, "Prudes Are People, Too!" It was refreshing and necessary, and I'm so happy I came across it. Keep up the fantastic work! x
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Anonymous asked: Thanks for your article! I'm about to turn eighteen and I feel like I'm some kind of freak for still being a virgin...even though that's ridiculous. It's nice to know I'm not the only one who is at least TRYING to wait.
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i had the best dream in the entire world last...
I guess I had enrolled in some school over in the Cali-Cali and it was in a beautiful old mansion, the type that would have made more sense in a place like Connecticut, not Cali-Cali, but whatever. Everyone was so nice and funny and I loved being there. And then I went to see where we slept, and oh my god. I think I was in some sort of sorority, but it was boys and girls. So I think it was really...
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I'M ALIVE, AND HERE ARE SOME THOUGHTS:
- HOW THE HELL IS IT ALMOST CHRISTMAS?!
- IT’S A WEEK UNTIL CHRISTMAS, GUYS
- FUUUUUUUUUCK ALMOST CHRISTMAS.
- you know what, sometimes i like it when guys honk or whistle at me. I’m insecure, okay?
- jk, no one’s ever honked or whistled at me.
- my modcloth dress came and day-um I look mildly attractive
- if you don’t think Ron Weasley belongs in Gryffindor you can...