January 2011
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After dating for someone for exactly one year,...
“Hey, omg, how was your Christmas, did he propose?”
“Oh, you’ve been dating a year? You know, my husband proposed after a year and a half, so…!”
“Aren’t you two married yet LOL”
Okay can everyone take a freaking chill pill not even my mother is being this annoying. Yikes. It’s so annoying. And so pressuring. I haven’t even...
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"Your body can tell when you're pregnant before...
This is the selling-point for the same pregnancy test that once said, “The first pregnancy test made especially for women.”
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ohmuffins asked: unfortunately, no. they pay us early in december to help with the holidays -- what we don't realize is that means you wait LONGER for the next time. eeeek!
OMG IT DOESN'T STOP THERE FOR RYAN MURPHY. →
-dunham:
greatperhaps:
When Slash refused to let RM use Guns-N-Roses in Glee, Slash explained himself by saying:
Glee is worse than Grease and Grease is bad enough. I look at Grease now and think, ‘Between High School Musical and Glee, Grease was a work of art.
Whew. At least someone said it. Murphy replied with the following:
Usually I find that people who make those comments, their...
noslowsongs asked: "your unyielding jihad..."
you. are. great.
you. are. great.
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OMG IT DOESN'T STOP THERE FOR RYAN MURPHY.
When Slash refused to let Murphy use Guns-N-Roses in Glee, Slash explained himself by saying:
Glee is worse than Grease and Grease is bad enough. I look at Grease now and think, ‘Between High School Musical and Glee, Grease was a work of art.
Whew. At least someone said it. Murphy replied with the following:
Usually I find that people who make those comments, their careers are over; they’re...
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Ryan Murphy is pissed that Kings of Leon won't let...
Murphy went on to rant about how seven-year-olds could see the show and be inspired by their music, and to that I say, WHAT SEVEN-YEAR-OLD IS WATCHING THAT SHOW?! A show with “Like a Virgin” and that Britney episode and…what?! I’d never let my child watch that show! Freaking Finn literally comes in his pants in the show. He also said that the seven-year-old would see...
noslowsongs asked: believe me, it happened. Biff used to be a dick until i changed the past. no lie.
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spittle asked: Hey lady, where in Pittsburgh do you live?
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Why do tumblr users change their names every four...
I legit don’t know the people I follow anymore. They constantly change their names, AND they don’t put their name in their “about me” so I have no idea who the fuck anyone is anymore. And that’s annoying.
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Gotta love anatomy
Coworker: (insert bad joke I don't completely remember)
Me: That's really not funny at all.
Coworker: Well you don't always get to decide what is funny and what isn't funny, Chris.
Me: I think I should.
Coworker: Humor is in the eye of the beholder.
Me: Yes, I completely agree. It is in everyone's eyes.
Coworker: You just said you should get to decide though. So you agree humor is subjective?
Me: Huh? I thought we were talking about the vitreous and aqueous humor?
Coworker: ...
Me: See, that joke creamed yours. The Anatomy 101 section is over there.
ultraluminal asked: favorite thing about your relationship? least favorite thing about your relationship?
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It's TMI Tuesday. You could literally be asking me...
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I'm making my first homemade spaghetti sauce, and...
With a phone call to my mother, and exhausting our options, she goes, “Have any red wine?” and sure enough, it worked.
I’m pretty sure wine could solve the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict.
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My Young Adult Literature reading list:
Anderson, Laurie Halse. Speak
Black, Holly. The Poison Eaters (stories)
Block, Francesca Lia. Weetzie Bat
Gantos, Jack. Hole in My Life
Green, John. An Abundance of Katherines
Johnson, Angela. The First Part Last
Mora, Pat. My Own True Name
Salinger, J. D. The Catcher in the Rye
Wittlinger, Ellen. Hard Love
Yang, Gene Luen. American Born...
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While reading my syllabus for my YA lit class, I...
Then I changed the font from Comic Sans to anything else, and went, “Oh, this class seems cool.”
noslowsongs asked: believe me, it happened. Biff used to be a dick until i changed the past. no lie.
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GUESS WHO HAS TO READ JOHN GREEN FOR CLASS
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My 1,900th post was about Ted Bundy.
um.
My 1,900th post was about Ted Bundy.
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I'm going to start posting "Afternoon...
Here’s the first one ever: I don’t know who Andrew Garfield is, I don’t care, and frankly, I don’t think he’s that cute.
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my favorite ever twitter conversation.
Me: I keep thinking I should get out of bed, and then I'm like, "What is my motivation in this scene?" and decide I have none.
Amanda: i heard that in woody allen's voice and loved it.
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vanessasgreatperhaps asked: it was zooeys birthday yesterday! (the 17th)
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You know what's worse than the Holocaust?
svennysvensven:
US Skins, according to Tumblr.
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My favorite professor only teaches one class this...
after searching for ten minutes, it’s official: there is no gif to express my emotion.
vanessasgreatperhaps asked: it was zooeys birthday yesterday! (the 17th)
Watchsvennysvensven:
bicyclebitch:
wear-a-paperface:
I just posted this on my friend’s Facebook wall but I feel like this can also be directed towards my small but loyal group of Tumblr followers.
i honestly cannot breathe righ nwo
I almost didn’t do it, I almost didn’t do it, but I’m so glad I did.
I DIDN’T PLAY THIS WHEN IT WAS FIRST POSTED BUT I DID JUST NOW AND YOU NEED NEED NEED...
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Home alone tonight. You know what that means?
DANCING AROUND TO ZOOEY!
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omg so today I had a woman whose phone number came...
Seeing these two names, I tried one, and this is what happened:
Me: Tracy? Customer: Jordan.
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Let Me See Your Peacock →
Watch at your own risk.
Quidditch
Dad: twitter? thats the same thing as quidditch right?
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