i have a terrible urinary tract infection, so i haven’t moved at all. and my boyfriend messages me and goes, “did you stop wearing your fitbit?”
#LOL #SO LAZY #CAN’T MOVE #SO MUCH PAIN #EFF
THANK YOU JENNI HERD
All of this aside
YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT SOMETHING
Psychologocally speaking, Teengers (and adolescence, in general, which actually goes up into your early or mid twenties) are fucking strange.
Reasoning abilities ARE very different than they will be as you get older.
Ever watch a Toddler try to put together a 4-piece jigsaw puzzle?
IT TAKES SO MUCH WORK FOR THEM.
..and it leaves you baffled as to how it doesn’t make sense, even though you understand that it’s just a matter of trial and error.
THIS is how more mature individuals can still look at adolescence.
And when she is twenty-five, she will read this and go, “JFC, I was so annoying when I was a teenager.”
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
My boyfriend knows nothing about Harry Potter because he’s lame sauce.
I’ve watched his precious Star Trek, and now it’s time to GET WHAT’S MINE.
But he hasn’t read the books. He says he has no time. Do I make him watch the movies and go against everything I believe and let him slide with not reading the books and not UNDERSTANDING THE PURE JOY OF THIS SERIES?
GUIDE ME SO THAT I MAY GUIDE THIS POOR MUGGLE.
You can take the most respectful, sensitive people, give them Cards Against Humanity, and in a few minutes they’ll be laughing about genocide.